So I've decided writing fiction is too much work. Instead, I'm going to make it as a song-writer. It should be easy. I've already got the chorus for my first hit single:

Bored bored bored
We are bored in cars
Bored bored bored
Bored we drink in bars
Bored bored bored
With tax-pay and schoolin
Bored bored bored
We hate it!
We hate it!

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